Life During Wartime
Reasonable gun legislation is not going to deter you from getting an AR-15 if the shit hits the fan Freedom Man. Do you think anybody is going to give a fuck about gun laws during a civil war?
If you call yourself a law-abiding gun owner and think you need a legal gun to defend yourself against a totalitarian state, did it ever occur to you that you'll be breaking the law—in itself—trying to overthrow this tyrannical government?
Your motto, "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns." should read: "If guns are outlawed and you're too stupid to know how to break the law during a civil war, I'm not sure you're going to be much use anyway when the bullets start zipping past."
If we're invaded the military is going to give you all the guns and ammunition you need. If there's a civil war you'll be buying guns out of someone's trunk behind 7-11. Don't be asking stupid questions like, “Who’s your dealer?” or “Are you cop?” and “What’s that white van doing across the street?”
If you're afraid of gun legislation what you're really saying is you're such a dumb fucking nerd you don't know how to break the law, run a stop sign, drive faster than the speed limit or buy illegal arms on the black market. How are you going to be able to fight a revolution by following the law?
Prescription drugs are regulated. All the fun drugs are completely outlawed. How do you think people are getting high? Guess what? They're breaking the law and they rarely get caught. Some people do drugs for decades and never get caught.
All my buddies I take acid with laugh at you clownholes complaining about gun laws. Do you have any idea how much time you can spend in federal prison getting caught with a sheet of blotter acid? Trust me, it's ten times longer than any illegal weapons cache. Half of your friends are cops anyway why should you care? They'll probably be helping you find guns or smart enough to keep their mouth shut and look the other way.
You'll be breaking all kinds of regulations fighting a totalitarian state so get used to it. Better learn how to not get caught. If they outlaw bullet proof vests then learn how to make one you big fucking baby. That homemade vest is going to be illegal too along with the Stinger missiles you’re going to need. And take all those stupid bumper stickers off your car. You’re only asking to get pulled over.
You're the one talking your libertarian shit until three in the morning. It's always freedom this and freedom that but if you're too chickenshit to break the law how are you going to win an insurgency? How do you think our Founding Fathers got those freedoms? By breaking the law you dumb fuck.
While fighting this totalitarian state it's going to be civil war and you're going to be killing other people, so you better have the stomach for that too. Oh, but you want to make sure it’s done with your legal assault rifle? How dumb are you?
The funniest part of the Jan. 6th Trump circle jerk? That wasn’t an armed insurrection and we all know how much you love your guns. We all know how much you love talking about defending your freedom. This can only mean, A) you were too stupid to pull off a real coup d’etat B) you didn't have the balls to put your own life on the line C) it didn’t mean that much anyway and D) when the shit hits the fan it's not going to take much to mop the floor with you posers.
I can’t wait for the government to outlaw every type of assault weapon known to man. Listening to you bitch about waiting around for your gun dealer at three in the morning in a Denny’s parking lot will be fucking hilarious and I’ll be laughing my ass off.
“Heard of a van, loaded with weapons,
Packed up and ready to go.
Heard of some grave sites, out by the highway,
A place where nobody knows.” —Talking Heads